i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Randomize
