did you get engaged???
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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