That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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