Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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