I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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