Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I skipped work to stalk him.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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