i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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