ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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