Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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