I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Randomize
