its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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