It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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