You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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