Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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