i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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