Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I need moral support for this bender
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
