Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Vodka?
Forever.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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