i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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