I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You're like the curious george of whores
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
