Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
