I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
