I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
zippers are such a cool invention
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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