I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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