Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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