I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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