so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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