I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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