You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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