No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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