I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I forget how to act sober
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