Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
