it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
did you just send me my own nude
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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