my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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