Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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