If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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