you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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