Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
