we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
they're like a gay fantastic four
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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