this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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