she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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