yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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