It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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