I love black thongs
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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