I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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