when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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