i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have surprise drugs for everyone
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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