where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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