Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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