okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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