i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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